Friday, 30 July 2010

Art Gallery Pick-Up Lines

Was at the Tate Modern earlier today...

Lots of pretty girls there...But how do you approach someone you fancy in an art gallery?...

I'm guessing a line using the "stroke" pun is probably a bit too crude...Maybe a reference to a "nice frame", perhaps?...

...The "oil painting" reference is too obvious...

...What about something like - "Hey, are you an artist?...Because you've left an Impressionism on my heart..."

...Needs work...

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